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nwo - uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia nwo from uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. jump to: navigation, search nwoleft for those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at wikipedia have an article about n.w.o. “and this rope is also now part of the nwo brother” :~ hulk hogan on nwo while scott hall applies sunscreen to his shoulder the new world order of wrestling brother, was started sometime in the 20th century by hulk hogan and his mexican cleaning maid and gardener; kevin nash and scott hall (respectively). hulk hogan decided he had done too much good for the world and this would unbalance the cosmos (he was correct). so he created an evil cult whose purpose was to destroy the world. this would lead to the founding of what historians now know as the nwo. also, thats what it said on the t-shirts. contents 1 you can call this, the new world order of wrestling brother ! 1.1 early to earlier 90's 2 members 2.1 new world order (nwo) 2.2 nwo hollywood (b-list) 2.3 nwo wolfpac 3 references [edit] you can call this, the new world order of wrestling brother ! [edit] early to earlier 90's "wtf?! which one of you wrote on my belt, brother?!" from approximately 1996 to 1993-98; the nwo of wrestling brother ran wild all over the wrestling world. during this time, hogan popularized his method of knocking out his enemies by hitting them in the back of the head with a spraypaint can; then carving [nwo] on their bare backs with a rusty screwdriver. hogan, ditching his classic yellow and red, donned black and was struck by lightning several bajillion times, which left its mark on his newly spraypainted black lycra leggings, and legally changed his name from 'hulk hogan' to 'hollywood hogan' infront of the high supreme court of mexico. hogan felt this made him several million times more effective at anything, ever. upon being confronted by an angry pregnant mother with her 5 year old son (who idolised hogan) in tow, hogan punched an elephant to death and promptly bodyslammed the corpse on top of them, and proceeded to spraypaint 'nwo 4 life' on the dead elephants back. in 1999, dave chappelle announced his joining the nwo. he would often also run over the mutilated opponents with a semi-truck, yelling, "let's do this nwo style for life brother". the other nwo members would just stand around pointing at him like a duck and pretending their hands were little dogs kissing each other. this was to make fun of kevin nash' notorious nwo puppy pack. sometime in the 21st century the nwo of wrestling brother was reformed by hollywood rozario, mirr nash and macho man jerry savage in some shitty town in pennsylvania. their primary goal is to run wild on butt pirates such as tranny pacifico. they have recently been declared enemies of democracy by you. [edit] members the warriors even joined the n.w.o. as the nwo continued to do everything nwo style for life brother, it attracted a lot of members all of whom were members who joined and became members by joining and they joined becoming members and their membership included them being members and their joining, too. [1] the most notable of them being: [edit] new world order (nwo) "hollywood" hulk hogan kevin nash scott hall "macho man" randy savage this rope shang tsung mussolini dave chappelle vince mcmahon the warriors joey "oh my god!" styles you and me tommy vercetti las vegas link [edit] nwo hollywood (b-list) david arquette dennis rodman george michael ivan drago tina fey wesley willis wu tang clan homer simpson peter griffin [edit] nwo wolfpac kevin nash rocky balboa sting lex luger tommy vercetti (got sick of hogan's bullshit and joined the wolfpac) billy whats his name show the ghost of owen hart [edit] references ↑ also, anyone who reads this agrees to a binding contract and officially becomes a member of the nwo as well. your uncomprehensive guide to the world of professional wrestling the heroes, villains, and other people of pro wrasslin', from vince mcmahon's fucked up wrasslin' vol 1 to wwe smackup: roid rage as compliled by the world's biggest mark! world wrestling federation hulk hogan - the undertaker - the ultimate warrior - andre the giant - big boss man - █████ - steve austin - the rock - triple h - batista - mick foley - john cena - brock lesnar - kurt angle - randy orton - ken shamrock - wayne brady - ken kennedy - the hardy boys - the edge & captain charisma world championship wrestling david arquette - dennis rodman - vinnie vegas - lex luger - private stash - g.i. bro - big poppa pump - the fake stings - four norsemen - n.w.o ring of honor jack bauer - cm punk - a.j. styles - mudkips - koko b. ware legends larry the cable guy - albert einstein - the quantum caper - carrie fisher - oprah winfrey - darth vader - hardcore jesus - maggie thatcher - adolf hitler - robert bork - no-shit sherlock - tiny tim - crazy larry - secret asian man - kinnikuman - the boogeyman - his holiness, the dalai lama - axis of power female wrestlers cameron diaz - kelly - christy hemme - stacy keibler - trish stratus - traci brooks - nipple h other jabronies ed mcmahon - dave meltzer - gorilla monsoon - cardinal jesse ventura - paul bearer promotions combat zone wrestling - kapoutland pro wrestling - nwa: total nonstop action - world wrestling crackers - world wide championship extreme wrestling entertainment federation events the great american ho-down - no way out - unwhoregiven - wrestlemania - smackdown! misc. professional wrestling slang - steroid abuse - beating your wife retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/nwo" category: professional wrestling views article discussion edit history personal tools log in / create account navigation main page unnews featured content babel recent changes random page help things to do community community portal village dump chatroom pee review search   toolbox what links here related changes upload file special pages printable version permanent link projects this page was last modified 20:39, 10 november 2007. content is available under a creative commons license. about uncyclopedia disclaimers wikia® is a registered service mark of wikia, inc. all rights reserved.

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