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tna impact recap
he's heeee-eere
october 8, 2006by
jason
longshore
exclusive to onlineonslaught.com
a
video recap of last week’s crusade to get the nwa world
title from samoa joe kicks us off. they hype the exclusive
interview tonight with kurt angle on why he came to tna.
borash is backstage and runs into jeff jarrett. he asks
him about getting his belt back, and jarrett says, “sometimes
a fight just isn’t worth fighting anymore.”
lasers, fireworks, and screaming from mike tenay. hooray!
samoa joe is in the ring, and tenay can’t
wait to hear what he has to say. he says that the jackass
who normally carries the belt around gets all the time, so
he’s going to take his turn. he says he took the nwa
world title belt hostage because it’s been held hostage
by the “worst of men” for the past four year. he says
it’s been paper champions holding the belt for political
leverage. he wants to bring respect back to the belt. he
talks about dory funk jr. and harley race, and their
respect for the belt. he says he’ll give the belt to the
winner of the title match at bound for glory, but he wants
a title shot in return.
christian’s music hits, and he comes
down the ramp with a mic in hand. very mixed reaction for
christian these days. he takes offense to joe’s “paper
champion” comment, and asks joe if he was included in
that comment. joe says that his first choice of the
comment would be jeff jarrett, but christian is a “very
close second”. christian says that joe’s never beaten
him, and he will never beat him. he says he’s taking the
belt back tonight. joe calls him “gramps” and invites
him to the ring to take his shot. christian says he doesn’t
want a match, he wants a fight. he wants a no-dq ladder
challenge tonight. he then says, “somebody hit my music
or i’ll have them fired.”
borash is backstage now with lax. konnan
says they’re on the hunt for gringos tonight. daniels
and aj attack before he can finish. hernandez was busted
open by daniels as we head to commercial.
the brawl continues down the ramp as we
come back from commercial. hernandez is a bloody mess, and
daniels chokes homicide. daniels flies to the outside on
top of homicide. they brawl over towards the lax area of
the arena. konnan finally comes back and he turns the
tide. hernandez tosses aj head first into the announce
table. they lock daniels behind the cage door they have
set up and beat him senseless. aj tries to climb in, but
homicide cuts him off. security finally comes in to break
it up.
they interview different people about
the main event at bound for glory. ron killings says sting
will win, rhino takes offense to the question.
bobby roode brings us back by turning
down the legends he interviewed for his open manager
position. he says he’ll make the announcement at bound
for glory. a very familiar set of breasts enter the shot
to take care of some paperwork to make it official. hmm…
chris sabin/sonjay dutt/jay lethal/shark
boy v. senshi/petey williams/alex shelley/johnny devine
jerry lynn tells the jackasses to cut it
out and wrestle. chris sabin gets a little sassy with him
and calls him “old man”. shelley spits in lethal’s
face to distract him. tenay informs us that kevin nash
will be addressing us after the match. petey tags in and
eats his cartwheel dropkick. shark boy comes in and gets
the ass bite of doom on petey. sonjay hits a sweet senton,
followed by a standing moonsault on devine. tenay says
that wrestlers are contacting the tna office looking for
jobs, he says it’s gut check time. devine drops his knee
into sonjay’s head repeatedly. sonjay ducks a running
knee and hits an inverted hurricanrana on devine. sabin
hits a basement dropkick on shelley. he catches him
charging in and hits a sweet tornado ddt. the jackasses
team up to take shelley out and sabin rolls him up for the
win.
kevin nash appears on the pandatron. he
says that the x division has went into the crapper since
he left. he is distressed since he worked so hard to build
the x division over his 30 year career. he says he’ll
announce the details of the kevin nash open invitation
battle royal at bound for glory next week.
aj says he wants a title shot when sting
beats jarrett. christian won’t turn around to face the
camera.
the latest johnny cash/bible segment
with sting brings us back from commercial. jimmy earl
jones was especially fired up for this one. sting likes
the red and green facepaint now…
diamonds in the rough v. ron
killings/lance hoyt
the diamonds do not like killings’
dancing, so they attack before the bell. they double team
hoyt, with young getting a two count. they cut backstage
with abyss, runt, and raven arguing about samoa joe and
the monster’s ball match. raven says that “coconut
eater” joe isn’t respecting them.
now, back to your regularly scheduled
action. elix and young try to double team killings, but
eat a double dropkick instead. hoyt clotheslines young out
to the floor with a cactus clothesline. killings rolls up
skipper, and simon now has a problem.
simon diamond yells at the diamonds in
the ring. he throws his jacket at skipper. elix starts to
go after simon, but young cuts him off. they argue, but
young takes off. killings comes in and gives skipper a hug
and leaves.
shane douglas tells the naturals to
watch and learn from the nwa world title match at bound
for glory. kip james talks some trash about jarrett, but
bg cuts him off and calls him an ass.
the kurt angle interview is up next. he
says that his dream was to win an olympic gold medal.
after that, he didn’t know what to do. he says that
there wasn’t anything else to prove in wwe. he wanted to
join a company on the rise. he says that tna wrestlers
have that look in their eye, the eye of the tiger. kurt
talks about his addiction to extra strength vicodin. he
says he quit cold turkey instead of weaning down. kurt
says that the most important thing is the relationship
with his family. kurt says that the wwe ceo told him that
“an olympic gold medal and a cup of coffee don’t mean
shit.” he tells the wwe to watch him now, they haven’t
seen anything yet.
ladder challenge: samoa joe v. christian
cage
tenay brings up the fact that christian
has never been pinned or submitted in tna as well. they
brawl in the ring to start. joe takes christian down with
a shoulder block. he follows up with a running big boot.
christian comes back with an eye poke. joe takes him down
with a running knee. he goes to the outside to get the
ladder, but christian baseball slides him on the outside.
he rolls joe in the ring and gets the ladder. joe takes
advantage and kills him with a suicide dive. that takes us
to the final commercial of the night.
christian beats joe down when we come
back. he sets the ladder up in the corner, but ends up
getting whipped into it when joe reverses the irish whip.
joe goes for the face wash in the corner, and then kicks
the ladder into christian’s crotch. that’s not nice,
mr. joe. joe climbs the ladder and gets a hand on the
belt, but christian cuts him off with an inverted ddt off
the ladder. payback’s a bitch, ain’t it? christian
gets yanked off the ladder by joe, who then hits a running
senton on the ladder on christian. joe sets christian up
in the corner, but christian fights out of the muscle
buster. joe gets knocked to the outside with the ladder
and christian climbs the ladder. joe cuts him off, and
hits an enziguiri on christian while he’s high on the
ladder. joe sets up and hits the muscle buster.
abyss shows up and hits the black hole
slam on joe. tenay reminds us of what cornette told
mitchell last week. runt and raven show up to slam abyss
off the ladder. raven hits the discus clothesline on runt.
abyss pulls him out and they brawl at ringside. runt
climbs the ladder and hits a plancha off the top on raven
and abyss. christian is back up and he grabs the belt. joe
cuts him off and grabs it while they’re on the ladder.
rhino comes in and he tips the ladder over. joe jumps off
with the belt. joe and rhino face off in the ring, but
rhino decides to gore christian when he gets up. joe poses
with the belt as we go to our video recap.
points of randomness
· good
segment with joe/christian. joe’s was fine on the mic,
but christian was especially fired up. he really seems to
be reenergized by his recent heel turn.
· what
have we come to now that backstage brawls are getting
interrupted by commercial breaks?
· where
the hell was konnan while lax was getting beaten down in
the ring?
· good
continuity with lax using the cage door set-up by their
announce table, it led to some nice visuals with aj trying
to get in to save daniels.
· twenty
minutes in with no matches, welcome back mr. russo. the
angles have been good though, so i can’t complain too
much.
· welcome
back traci!
· decent
match with the x division guys, but it was pretty rushed.
· chris
sabin is now officially a douche. keep continuing down
this path so the fans can completely hate you chris.
· i think
i heard rejoicing in dayton, ohio when kevin nash made his
grand return to tna. maybe he can be the one to jack knife
one of the jackass guys (i’m still hoping for bam)
through a flaming table to end that stupid storyline…
· lance
hoyt is begging ron killings for a she wants revenge remix
of his entrance music. lance really isn’t “down”
like the truth, sorry to say. maybe that’s why ron was
trying to make friends with skipper after the match. let’s
just hope elix’s past career as a cfl football player
didn’t rub off on him too much.
· why are
we creating tension between the james gang over jeff
jarrett? they don’t need to be broken up.
· the
angle interview was very well done. i was surprised to see
him go into some specifics on the addiction rumors. the
line that’s going to get the most play is the one about
the gold medal and a cup of coffee. i’m real curious to
see what people have to say about that one.
· tenay
was talking about the “sick mind” of christian. i know
i’m being nit-picky, but sick isn’t the word i would
use to describe christian. raven, james mitchell, runt,
that word would work for them. christian is more cunning,
wily, and/or sly.
· fun
match and angle with the ladder challenge in the main
event. some will say they shouldn’t have given away joe
and christian’s first “match” on impact, but i don’t
think it was that big of a deal. they had already been in
a four-way together. they can still make a true one-on-one
match a big deal down the line.
· if used
sparingly, all the run-ins during the main event are fine.
sparingly is the key word there though, and i don’t know
if mr. russo knows that word too well. at least here, they
didn’t affect the outcome of the match.
· i fully
expected the angle interview to end the show, thanks for
putting a “match” in the main event slot. they should
have just called it a ladder match though, all this “ladder
challenge” labeling was just stupid and unnecessary.
· different
feel to the show this week, i wonder how much of it was
russo’s influence, or how much of it is my impression of
the influence russo will have. i would have liked one more
quality match, either expanding one of the first two, or
cutting some of the promo time to squeeze another one in.
they could have used it to tighten up the undercard for
bound for glory, it’s looking a little light.
next week is the final impact before
bound for glory. the posse will be back in action and we’ll
get you ready for tna’s biggest ppv in their history,
and their first monthly ppv outside of orlando. until then…
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recap: doggone it, abyss, people like you!
heat
recap: great battels royale throughout time
inside
the ropes: looking ahead to wrestlemania
raw
satire: three hour warning!
ppv
recap: wwe armageddon 2006
special
address: farewell from pyrofalkon
sd!
recap: two shots of cena, one shot of sad
inside
the ropes: christmas carols iii
raw
satire: double your cena, double your fun?
tna
recap: kurt angle's insane. in a good way.
interview:
wrestling sim creator adam ryland
ppv
recap: tna turning point 2006
inside
the ropes: holiday shopping guide 2006
smackdown
recap: the champ's got no friends
raw
satire: evil retards and uppity negroes
ppv
results: ecw december to dismember 2006
oo:
fixing ecw! the fun and easy rick way!
tna
recap: who will sa-ay-ave abyss' soul?
ootrr:
wwf backlash 2001 re-revued
inside
the ropes: tna 24/7
raw
satire: truly this is bizarroworld....
oo:
survivor series results and lots of news
ootrr:
wwf wrestlemania x-7 re-revued
impact recap:
a star studded announce booth
raw
satire: of referees and sag points
ppv recap:
tna genesis 2006
oo
raw recap: a recipe for disinterest
raw
satire: trick or treat
oo:
tons of changes for ecw and other news
smackdown!
recap: night of champions
tna
recap: inverted mayhem and introspective jj
inside
the ropes: wrestling with literature iv
raw
satire: greetings, citizens
ecw
recap: hardcore chore
oo:
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ppv
recap: tna bound for glory 2006
heat
recap: barely a theme show
team
coverage: tna bound for glory preview
inside
the ropes: bound for broadway
ootrr:
wwf no way out 2001 re-revued
raw
satire: the five year sativersary!
raw
recap: a night of too many c-list stars
tna
recap: he's he-eerrrrre
ppv
warfare: updated staff percentages
itr
special report: time to play the games
raw
satire: reunion after reunion after reunion
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